Monday 30 September 2013

GIST: JIM IYKE GETS HIS DELIVERANCE AT SCOAN



You must have heard that Jim Iyke was delivered from many evil spirits at the SCOAN. An evil spirit that had been tormenting the life of Jim Iyke manifested! The congregation in the auditorium and the overflow congregations shouted in surprise as they began to witness the deliverance of a man they were all too familiar with.

The evil spirit that had tormented the life of Jim Iyke for so many years confessed that it was the cause of his setback and disappointment. It confessed that it was the reason he could never marry, stating that it would not allow him to love anyone. It continued confessing that Iyke was the biggest and that it was only God's grace that had kept him. As the evil spirit inside him struggled to attack the Wise Man, the supremacy of the Holy Spirit continued to overpower it.

The deliverance continued but the battle was not against flesh and blood; it was against the spiritual entities that had been causing crisis in his life, family, health, career and future.

To the jubilation of the congregation, the name of Jesus Christ prevailed over the evil spirit and Iyke received his freedom. Overwhelmed with what had just happened, Iyke immediately knelt in God's presence, appreciating His Creator for his miraculous deliverance. Hallelujah!

Jim Iyke, born James Ikechukwu Esomugha, is currently one of the highest paid actors in the Nigerian movie industry and cultivated the name “Nollywood bad boy” for himself. As one of the most successful actors, he has starred in over 150 films to date. He has launched his own film production unit, “Untamed Productions” and his own music label, “Untamed Records” with his very own album, “Who Am I?”He is also founder of “Jim Iyke Foundation”, contributing funds to children of the less privileged and children with physical challenges.

Among his movie awards are: The Teenage Choice Award; Best Actor In Nigerian Entertainment Award; African Achievement Award; Best Actor of the Year (Mode Men Award 2010); Sexiest Man In Nigeria 2008, Best African Actor (NET Awards).

The humility demonstrated by Jim Iyke in submitting himself to the power of God should prompt others in his industry to make the same life-saving choice.
LOL.

GIST:2FACE CONFIRMS ANNIE"S PREGNANCY(SEE PHOTOS)


Well its confirmed oo that Annie Macaulay Idibia. is pregnant and sshe posted pictures of herself showing her baby bump..Even 2 face had to confirm it on twitter,, why don't you


Monday 23 September 2013

JOKE OF THE DAY: NIGERIAN CORRUPTION

Lmao
YOU need to watch this nigerian cartoon

NEWS:OYO STATE GOVERNOR SACKS ALL HIS COMMISSIONERS AND ADVISERS.

The Governor Of  Oyo State  Abiola Ajimobi has sacked all his commissioners, assistants,and  advisers
why would he do that? that question would be answered soon.

GIST: INI EDO ROCKS $10,000 BAG FOR THE MISS EARTH NIGERIA PAGEANT

with amber rose at the miss earth nigeria pageant.
Hmm ini was spotted rocking this $10,000 bag at the MISS EARTH NIGERIA PAGEANT.mhen she is one hell of a chick


PIC OF THE DAY: PRINCE SUWAGG

TRUE THO


ENTERTAINMENT: DJ SWITCH WINS N24MILLION FOR THE GLO X FACTOR

Hi there THE GLO X FACTOR has ended but to those who were watching it and maybe your power was interrupted
DJ SWITCH has won the competition.. and she is really feeling herself you know. lol happy girl.. you need to see what her mum did she went to the judges and started thanking them.. DJ SWITCH must have been a very bad girl. lol congrats girl


Saturday 21 September 2013

LIFESTYLE:2 YEAR OLD GIRL PREACHER (SEE VIDEO)

Lol Now what is the question you would need to watch this video of a  2 year old christ embassy preaching this is infact lol


JOKES: HOW TO EAT NOODLES LIKE THE BAD GUYS

Lol i know about this tho.. id=f you wanna be a bad guy  you eat noodles the way bad guys eat noodles. (please do not try this at home)

JOKES: BOVI ''THE PROPOSAL''


Hahahahahaha Bovi the comedian in sheep's clothing is here with this hilarious joke now view this

SPORTS:ROHALDINHO PAYS $58,000 TO FIX HIS TEETH





Tuesday 17 September 2013

GOSSIP:RITA DOMINIC AND ICE-PRINCE TOGETHER???

Hmm What are this two doing ooooo? i don dey suspect them oooo.
 any way that is why i am here to  give you the latest gist,lets go there!!!!!!

GIST:BIMBO AKINTOLA NEW LOOK.( CUTS HAIR SHORT)

The Nigerian actress Bimbo Akintola Now has a new look and its with the short hair thing oooo.. na im dey reign now lol

ENTERTAINMENT:NBC BANS ''THE MATTER'' WIZKID AND ''MAN OF THE YEAR'' PHYNO

Wow Na the main song wey we like na im NBC ban oooo.. Wizkid The  Matter And Phyno Man of the year has been banned from being played in radio and tv stations too bad.



Thursday 12 September 2013

WOMAN CAUGHT WITH 2 KILOZ OF COCAINE AND USED BABY BUMP TO COVER UP

According reports by AFP, a Toronto woman who used a fake baby bump to try to smuggle two kilograms of cocaine was arrested yesterday September 11th at Bogota airport by Colombian police.

28-year-old Tabitha Leah Ritchie, identified as a social worker, was stopped while trying to board an Air Canada flight in Bogota, Colombia after an inspector noticed that her belly was unusually cold and hard. Airport security discovered a false belly made of latex taped to her body and they found 2 kilograms of cocaine. Record shows that Ms Richie arrived in Colombia on Aug. 6.

Monday 9 September 2013

GIST:VECTOR THA CYPHER PROPOSES TO CHIDINMA.(SEE PHOTO)

Bang!!!!!! Am waving my flag now buddies. my first post today was about chidinma and phyno right? now its about chidinma and Vector a nigerian rapper.. they were on a plane with uhm ill bliss and phyno and any way i believe they just did it outta boredom..  you know me huh.. am going to give you the latest  gist always..Phyno was seen with an angry face when vector proposed to chidinma..

GIST: PHYNO AND CHIDINMA NOW TOGETHER????

 Hehe You know am good in poke-nosing into celebs affair.. now the latest is Chidinma the winner of Mtn project fame season 4. and also phyno is a nigerian artiste .we saw shots of them pics cuddling and smuggling each other.. wow .. na just ameeboo oooo.. nothing more.(see photos below)



Saturday 7 September 2013

INTERVIEW:''WHY DO YOU ENJOY PULLING YOUR TROUSERS TO YOUR CHEST??'' PATRICK OBAHIAGBON


Am laughing like hell here.. you guys need to read this hilarious interview between this grammarian and punch. he is the chief staff to the edo state Governor.Patrick Obahiagbon.
Why do you always speak ‘big grammar’?
I am not really consensus ad idem with those who opine that my idiolect is advertently obfuscative. No no no, it’s just that I am in my elements when the colloquy has to do with the pax nigeriana of our dreams and one necessarily needs to fulminate against the alcibiadian modus vivendi of our prebendal political class. 
How did you start speaking in this manner? 
It all happened when my father brought me a teaser which stated that good orators had ruled the world and you must have to be a feisty orator if you must rule the world. As an impressionable young man, I alacritously threw myself into the whirligig of improving my usage of words by amassing new words on a daily basis.

How do you talk to your wife, children and even your friends?
I relate with my family and friends very warmly and in an atmosphere of camaraderie, stripped of my confutation al habiliment and gladiatorial homilies. I am a very peaceful, calm, level-headed and celestially attuned soul personality.

Is this the way you proposed to your wife, speaking high tech grammar?
 Of course, the business of the day when I interfaced with my wife on matters of the heart had to be in plain Caeser’s language and you can decipher why that had to be so. The matter in view did not permit itself of sphinxian conundrum.
It’s a long time ago, so I can’t remember the exact words I used. We had a relationship for ten years before we got married. We’re looking at close to 20 years ago. 

Did you write exams in school in these big words? 
I used such words very-very freely in my exams both at the secondary school and in my university and little wonder I had the misfortune of my English results being seized intermittently in my O’ Levels. WAEC released my results for the other subjects and withheld my English result. This happened for about three years. Twice, I passed the University Matriculation Examination but I could not proceed to the University because of my English results that were not released. At the end of the day, it was released after the third attempt.

How many dictionaries do you read a day and how often do you read dictionaries?
 I have read and still do read a vaudeville of dictionaries from Websters to Funk and Wagnalls, from Cambridge to Oxford dictionaries, from Black’s Law Dictionary to Encarta and from Encyclopedia Britannica to Foreignisms, etcetera. I developed my corpus of vocabulary by reading omnivorously. I have also spent nothing less than an hour daily on my dictionary for over twenty years. So, whereas the dictionary for most people is a mere occasional reference point, it is for, me a vade-mecum. It may also interest you to know that there is much to learn from our daily newspapers.

Was English your best subject?
 My best subject in secondary school was government and religion and am sure that I was drawn to religion because, I now know as a student of Rosicrucian mysticism, that I was a student of divine light in my last incarnation. As for government, I just fell in love with the subject due to my early attraction in life to issues of political-economy.

So what did you score in English language?
English language was of course my hobbyhorse and passion but like I earlier asseverated, my results were constantly guillotined to my utter chagrin that I had to lapse into a jeremiad of lachrymoseim for a period of aeon. I would need to check the result again to be sure of my score.

 Do you pray the same way you speak?
God understands all languages, my brother and I pray to God using any word that pops up. May I posit that the key points in prayers are your sincerity, purity of heart, walking within the compass and to what extent are you ready and worthy of receiving the benediction of the cosmic and the cosmic masters because as we say in mysticism- “when the students are ready, the masters would appear.”
Take my words my brother that more than seventy per cent of humanity don’t know how to pray but that is a matter for another day.

 Do you know that many people don’t take you too seriously when you talk because they think you are not communicating ?
Why will I be perturbed from ensconcing myself in the palatable arms of Morpheus because people have deprived themselves of the cultivation of the regime of the mental magnitude? I read all the farrago of baloneys and vacuous bunkum from pepper soup objurgators. The spirit of animadversion remains their fundamental human right. It also remains an indubitable fact that I get millions and millions of requests daily from people all over the world requesting for my verbal mentorship which positive cosmopolitan reactions have assisted my equipoise and righteous sense of pachydermatous garb. I cannot put my nose to the grindstone daily and expect to be understood by those luxuriating in a modus vivendi, verging on pepper souping, goat heading, suyaing, big stouting and isiewulising. Has a philosophical wag not once pontificated that things of the spirit are spiritually discerned and that it takes the deep to call the deep? We will speak more on this matter of critiques and chichi dodo another day.

Why do you pull your trousers up beyond the waist?
Hahahaha….That trousers style is called Yohji Yamamoto. It was my own audacious statement to remonstrate against the pervasive tendency of Nigerians especially our youths that took to the practice of putting on trousers exposing their lower anatomical contours and I will do it over and over again.

LIFESTYLE:MAN BITS HIS GIRLFRIEND'S CLIT WHILE GIVING HER A HEAD.


Hmm well this is serious and this is on your own risk.. to those women who like piercing down there i mean your clitoris. please there is no need.. a man accidentally bit his girlfriend while giving her a head.. the pic below is so.... inface just view it on your own risk. i warned you.

Friday 6 September 2013

SPORTS:VICTOR MOSES,SUPER-EAGLES PLAYES IS SET TO PROVE HIS FITNESS AHEAD THE MALAWI CLASH.


VSB footballers Fans  i know you guys might have heard that Nigerian footballer victor Moses Has switched from Chelsea team to Liverpool on loan. well the footballer is yet to prepare for this season and it showed in training as he was asked to do some extra running when his team mates were warming down at the Super Eagles Thursday evening training at the UJ Esuene Stadium in Calabar.After three matches in the English Premier League without appearing for Chelsea, the Nigerian has gone on a season-long loan move to Liverpool and will hope to become a regular feature at Merseyside.
The striker arrived at the Metropolitan Hotel camp of the Super Eagles late on Wednesday night after completing his move to Liverpool on Monday. This player is a stand out player for the super eagles this year and showed his immense talents once again on August 15 in the Nelson Mandela Challenge in which he came on in the second half and literally transformed the match. The Eagles scored their two goals in that second half.

The Europa League winner with Chelsea is expected to be given a starting berth on Saturday as the Eagles need just a draw to qualify for the last round of qualifiers. good luck vic.
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SMASH OR PASS:LADY GAGA WITHOUT MAKE UP (SEE PHOTO)

Mhenn Guys Have ylu seen lady gaga without make up? you really need to see her without one.. smash or pass ?

Thursday 5 September 2013

GIST:HIPS OF LIFE TOOLZ FLAUNTS HIPS

Yeah bay you rock and i respect what you have there Uh huh rock it girl...Toolz the famous female presnter is rocking it in blue..

NEWS: LOVER MALTREATS GIRLFRIEND ONLY BECAUSE SHE WARNED HIM NOT TO SMOKE


Temitope Oladejo,26, never envisaged that the once blossoming romance between her and her lover, Ahmed Babalola, would go sour, judging by the endearing manner at which Babalola pampered her from the onset.

But today, she is looking a shadow of her old self ,following several scars on her body allegedly inflicted on her by Babalola.


Trouble according to her, started after she discovered that her lover was smoking Indian hemp. Out of concern ,she reportedly accosted him, only to be given the beaten of her life.

In this interview with Crime Guard, she barely managed to speak. She had blood- stained eyes and swollen face, no thanks to another round of beaten she received from her live-in-lover Babalola.

Narrating what she described as her greatest undoing , she said:“he came back home recently and I found a wrap of Indian hemp on him. I knew he smokes but never knew he was into Indian hemp. I pleaded with him to quit but he kept quiet.

Next day, I told him I was going to visit my mum that was ill. He also said he was going out but that he was not having any money on him. I told him I had N300 which I opted to share with him .

But when I went to take my bath, he searched my bag and found N2000. He asked where I got the money from and I told him it was not mine. At that point, he started ranting, looking for an avenue for another round of beating.

I reminded him that I was not owing him because he usually goes out and comes in without caring to drop money for our little daughter’s upkeep. Before I knew it, he gave a hot slap on my face and started beating me. When I attempted to shout to alert neighbours, he picked a towel and gagged me. I managed to escape . But by then, he had inflicted injuries all over my face”

Asked why she had not bothered to report to her family or that of Babalola, she disclosed that they were not legally married. Also asked why she did not deem it fit to report the matter to the police, she winked, saying, “ I have on several occasions reported the incessant battering to the police. But each time, they would ask me to go home and resolve the issue with him.

He beats me at the slightest provocation, particularly when I cautioned him against smoking Indian hemp. My worry was not only his smoking attitude but the fact that each time, he comes asking me to give him money and when I refused, he would beat me up.

As if that was not enough, he threatened to beat up my mother when I ran to her place for treatment. He told her to leave us alone that she had no right over his relationship with me”.

NGO to her rescue
Determined to put a stop to the beating, she said she was refereed to the Rights and Empowerment Advocacy Initiative,from where the case was charged to court.

In a letter to the President/Executive Director of Citizens Rights and Empowerment Advocacy Initiative,CREMA Comrade Rex Kennedy Saltlove, titled “Assistance to Intervene on Assault Caseand Petition to Stop the Intimidation of My Mum and I by Mr Ahmed Babalola, Oladejo appealed for immediate steps to be taken before Babalola snuffed life out of her and her mum.

The case, has been charged to Magistrate’s Court 8,with the next hearing coming up on September 7, 2013.But relatives according to her, were trying to pacify her to settle the case out of court.

There is however, a new twist to the whole saga as Oladejo said she received a phone call few days ago, where the caller who identified himself as a policeman, requested to see her and her mum at Area ‘M’ Command, Idimu,that there was a petition of threat to life against them by Babalola.
EWWWWW!!!!!

GIST:DAVIDO FLAUNTS HIS MERCEDES BENZ


Davido Still 'Dey' vex oo.. he is flaunting his 2013 G-Class Mercedes Benz read his tweet he is a clown lmao..


GIST:DAMMY KRANE'S MUM GOT NEW CAR FOR HIM

Yeah Dammy Krane is Really happy to re unite with his mum again now another happiness joined to his mood his mum just got him a new car in the Us and he is flaunting it now every were he goes....Lol happy for you child....

GUESS WHO????

Lmao this guy is just jobless he posted this pics some time ago Guess who? Drop Your comments
Hint: He is a Nigerian artiste.
I call this WizTonTo

GIST:ARIEL CASTRO COMMITS SUICIDE JUST YESTERDAY

Hi out there Remember this guy?
 that guy  in the middle? that is ARIEL CASTRO the man who held these Three beautiful women
So you see their beautiful faces? good Ariel Castro, 53, was found hanging in his cell around 9:20 pm. yesterday Tuesday September 3rd at the Correctional Reception Centre in Orient, in central Ohio. A spokeswoman for the prison said early yesterday that prison medical staff performed CPR before Castro was transported to a hospital, where he was pronounced dead around 10:50 pm.

Too Bad... I really Think He got frustrated i mean he couldn't face the fact that he was going to spend 1000 years in prison.

Tuesday 3 September 2013

LIFESTYLE:WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Okay now let me know what you guys think about this wedding dresses. Munna ab is the first bride, and sasha p is the second



GIST:DAMMY KRANE RE-UNITES WITH MUM AFTER 10 YEARS

Hehe if i don't see my mum for 2 years am gonna kill myself talkless of ten years? Dammy the Krane was re united with his mum after 10 good years.his mum stays in the U.S while Dammy Krane stays in nigeria, so they met again when dammy went to the U.S to the Nigerian Entertainment Awards.. cheers

see more photos after the cut.